a song dedicated to princess eleanor rose

it’s him or me that’s what he said
but i can’t choose between a vegan and a pot head
so i chose you because you’re sweet 
and you give me lots of lovin’ and you eat meat
 
and that’s how you became my only man of the hour

you never lie and you don’t cheat
and you don’t have any baggage tied to your forefeet
do i deserve to be the one who will feed you breakfast, lunch, and dinner 
and take you to the park at dawn
 
will you really be my only man of the hour?
 
i know you’ll never bring me flowers
flowers they will only die
and though you’ll never take a shower together
i know you’ll never make me cry
 
you never argue, you don’t even talk
and i like the way you let me lead you 
when we go outside and walk
 
will you really be my only man of the hour?


norah jones


{except that e is a she dog, so just substitute "she dog" for the parts where it says "man"}